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anyway - i envy her unborn baby. think of the fairy tales it's sour-faced mummy will tell it. stories bustling with details about skinny lattes and laddered tights, and the hilarious embarrassment between the sexes. should red riding hood have that chocolate brownie and then have to do the cabbage soup diet for the rest of week - which will just be murder if it raises its ugly head when she does finally get the big bad wolf into the sheets. what's a girl to do?
haha. these people should die.
haha. these people should die.